(sung to the tune of “Man of La Mancha”

Hear my now, oh thou bleak and insidious plague
Thou art vile and depraved as can be
And a Knight with her hopes up, determined, unflinching
Will fight you with vitality

I am I, Suit of Armor, Defender, Protector,
Courageous and steadfast and bold.

I will fight to my own death
No matter the hardships
My sacrifice never gets old.
On to the rescue I go!
On to the rescue I go!

Hear me alcohol, drugs and destroyers of families
All your dastardly symptoms are past
For a holy endeavor is now to begin
And healing shall triumph at last

I am I, Suit of Armor, Defender, Protector,
Courageous and steadfast and bold.

I will fight to my own death
No matter the hardships
My sacrifice never gets old.
On to the rescue I go!
On to the rescue I go!